I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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