My hand turned me down
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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