normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I booty called her while she was in labor.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
