Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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