can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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