Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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