Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I love having hate sex.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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