You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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