Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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