Buhtt sex?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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