I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This is my gift to your gina
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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