that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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