I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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