So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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