So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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