What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I need a beard to bite.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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