third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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