so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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