so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
My balls are so social today.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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