do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think I am morally bankrupt
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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