And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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