do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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