If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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