so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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