if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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