when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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