And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
These tits shall not be calmed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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