Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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