Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
it wasn't lemon gatorade
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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