you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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