she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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