OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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