dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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