If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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