so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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