Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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