matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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