Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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