Dual....:-)
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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