Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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