If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Two words: nipple clamps
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