Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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