Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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