haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
