I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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