Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
