I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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