Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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