I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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