how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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