sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
