everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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