dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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