I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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