i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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