You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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